Rabbits

At around five pounds, Sergeant Mayhem Shenanigans Pepper is the absolute menace of the entire farm. He refuses to heed my warnings about going in the pot if he doesn't behave (and as you can see, he will even taunt my threats).  He is a brat and a half.

Fortunately for him, he is also very cute and extremely soft - mini rexes are bred specifically for their velvety soft coat. Unlike most bunnies, he loves to get picked up and will even come when called by name. He pancakes down onto your chest and loves having his ears, forehead, and cheeks rubbed. He has lost all survival instincts and does not consider himself a prey animal. Purrsephone is his best friend and the two snuggle, play, and rip around the house, terrifying the dogs (whom he uses for trampolines). He loves loafing around the living room with his family.

Rabbits are an excellent source of fertilizer - their droppings make great compost tea!

(He does insist on sharing the litter box with the cats, which is not helpful, but he still makes plenty in his own)

Rabbit turds are full of nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, minerals, and micronutrients. Just adding it to water before drenching your plants is a huge, chemical-free boost for them.